Hot coffee:

We have two-zone heat (upstairs and downstairs). At night, the downstairs drops to about 58F. By the time I get up, it’s warm downstairs but the cabinet where my coffee mugs are is still cold. The first thing I do is make coffee. Even before I get the kids their drinks or whatever it is they’re screeching for. I look at coffee the same putting on an oxygen mask in plane–do yourself first, then the kids.

But anyway, the mugs are still freezing by the time my coffee’s done. I…